comedycentral:

Don’t miss a precious new Colbert Report tonight!

tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.

tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.

comedycentral:

Watch tonight’s new @midnight to find out which of these #SpookyCartoons was the spookiest.

ghoustly:

close enough haha

ghoustly:

close enough haha

mapsontheweb:

Seacago
Created by reddit user WroldAodrun.

mapsontheweb:

Seacago

Created by reddit user WroldAodrun.

tastefullyoffensive:

Foiled again. [clbuk]

tastefullyoffensive:

Sweet releaf. [mrlovenstein]
riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

comedycentral:

One of these #NewStateMottos will be on tonight’s new @midnight. Don’t miss it!

sexy-fruit:

THIS

sexy-fruit:

THIS