I can’t fucking breathe.
I hate y’all so much 😂
mother. friggin’. space. man.
And some people still think we’re alone here
AND SOME THINK EARTH IS MOST IMPORTANT
just think about this for a second, its mind-blowing
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
this is my sisters contacts
When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda